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IM TALKING TO YOU- YES YOU. ANDWER MY TEXTS AND FEEL MY LOVE OR I WILL DRIVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY, BREAK INTO YOUR HOME AND HUG YOU

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raptorcivilization:

lorigraphica:

sinosauropteryxjuice:

Short post of paleontologists absolutely slaying photo shoots with their discoveries. Please add more such images if you have them.

Here’s some bon(e)us ones: José Bonaparte with Carnotaurus and (the late) Jorge Calvo with a lower jaw of the largest described Giganotosaurus. 

(1st photo by Louie Psihoyos, 2nd photo from Calvo’s Twitter)

Khishigjav Tsogtbaatar and the arms of Deinocheirus

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gaytheropods:

kstripling:

[ID: a text conversation between two people.

Person one: Hey this is crazy but

Person one: I’ve been using your pics to catfish this guy and he wants me to send a picture of myself well you holding a fork and he’ll send me money to go to Miami

Person two: Have fun in Miami sis

Attached is a picture of a person with long hair holding a fork and smiling slightly. End ID]

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madderhatter:

sacredstem:

in my world if you kill the mosquito it should negate the itchy bite

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tagomago:

to be fair marvel movies are very thought-provoking. they ask questions such as “why am i watching this?” and “when will it end?” and “is there no god?”

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more-witches:

noc10:

*parts a bead curtain as i enter the room, carrying a glass of lemonade* 

hey….

nothing you ever read, watch, or participate in will be ideologically pure and without its problems. your quest to consume the most unproblematic material will be, in the end, fruitless. your enjoyment of anything will be sapped away, leaving you a husk starved for media.

 it is okay to enjoy things that have problems to them, so long as you do it critically and with an open mind, and take care to consider others.

*leaves the way i came*

This is possibly the healthiest post I’ve seen on this site

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manywinged:

being weird together is a love language

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chaumas-deactivated20230115:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

everybody wants to write about royalty that is troubled and concerned with the morality of monarchy and absolute rule but nobody wants to write about the compassionate empathetic king losing his mind and having a complete breakdown and smashing the divine scepter of the gods over the enchanted crown

“what if I was a NICE absolute ruler” yeah well what if you went apeshit. what if you couldn’t simply reconcile feudal dictatorship with the innate equality of humankind what if you started pulling out your own teeth to hand out to passerby.

“I’m trying to make the best use of my power in an unjust and exploitative system :)” I’m raving in the streets denouncing my lineage and pissing on the wall of the temple of the god that crowned my ancestor

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bill-nye-official-blog:

radiation:

fortidogi:

radiation:

Huge pet peeve in video games is when you can’t hold your breath underwater for very long or it takes a good while to regain your breath above water. Unrealistic. Like my condolences to the devs for your lack of breath support but that just could not be me…

are you a frog or perhaps a turtle

i am a Saxophone player

same thing

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buddwyer:

(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys

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supergameboytwo:

birdsareblooming:

birdsareblooming:

mysharona1987:

“Make my words.”

Well, I’m convinced.

why is sonic the hedgehog there

oh my god that’s the bird upside down. i thought it was sonic the hedgehog

Sonic Adventure 3 confirmed

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lightgaswaterelectricityrent:

if you’re a morally dubious man on tv what you’re going to want to do is go look at your kids while they’re sleeping. then drive your car somewhere

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fartgallery:

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

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subrosadraco:

jupiter-suggestion:

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

This post is about lactose intolerance I can smell it.

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